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Funny Money 5/18/12
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Where mobile payments are set for take-off
As many western countries battle with troubled economies and polarized governments, economic progress is marching ever east. The latest sign came from Mastercard. It has a new report out showing which countries are the most ready for a monumental change in how we do commerce: mobile payments. One of the countries topping the list may surprise you. Continue Reading
A Greek exit and more on JPMorgan’s dead whale
Will Greece leave the euro? A SoberLook reminds us of a good barometer of market sentiment: Intrade futures. At last look ( the prediction market showed a 61% chance that “a” country could leave. What do other markets say? Let’s look at two key indicators.
1) EUR/USD
Foreign exchange, the largest, most liquid of all financial markets is giving a thumbs-down.The strength of the euro had defied its many skeptics, but it’s now at the lowest it has been since January. At last look it was trading in the mid-$1.2820s. Find the latest charts here.
2) German multi-nationals
You can see the recent weakness of the Xetra Dax here.

Source: http://www.4-traders.com/
And here’s some technical commentary on its next moves. Under normal circumstances German exporters would love a lower euro, but these are not normal circumstances. If Greece leaves, will more of the periphery countries follow and leave only a core of Germany, Finland (and the Netherlands?) behind? If this core managed to get past the initial negative market reaction to these exits, a “new Deutschemark” could rise to reflect its stronger current account position. This would be bad news for exporters.
But as this, and the whole financial crisis has shown, politicians and other leaders are the wildcard. The Wall Street Journal has this take from prominent currency analyst, Marc Chandler of Brown Brothers Harriman:
“The market is beginning to move as if we are at the edge of the abyss, and in the past, as we’ve gotten closer to the edge, policy makers have done something to pull us back,” Mr. Chandler said.
OK, so what does JPMorgan Chase’s trading scandal have to do with this? Some traders have told WSJ the following:
“the CIO unit owned a variety of investments, including European assets. If the group becomes more conservative, it could move to sell these other holdings, putting pressure on those markets, too.”
It would be a particularly bad time for JPM to embark on a fire-sale of European assets. To do so would say a heckuva lot about how worried JPM is about its poorly executed “spledge”.
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Is Jamie Dimon losing his touch?
Common wisdom says that JPMorgan Chase has had a relatively “good” financial crisis. Did it lose money? Yes, lots and lots. Did it get bailed out? Yes, to the tune of $25 billion. (Although some say that they had no choice in the matter and were just taking one for the team.) But as the dust settled from the worst financial crisis in modern history two things became clear:
- JPMorgan was in much better shape than its nearest competitors, Citigroup and Bank of America.
- Lloyd Blankfein, CEO of Goldman Sachs, would play the biggest bad guy in this drama. Jamie Dimon, on the other hand, was the man. (Or the least-hated banker, as the New York Times put it.)
Now that JPMorgan has just disclosed a loss of $2 billion from a trading “blunder” we are left to wonder: is it time for Jamie Dimon to bow out gracefully? Continue Reading
Bankia shows why politicians shouldn’t moonlight as investment bankers
The limits of patriotism are now on display in the case of Bankia, the troubled Spanish bank. Continue Reading



